The Prince of Fenway Park

Famous First Sentences

From The Rectory School, CT!
(Way to go, Ms. Archambault!)

Tina, you are fresh as mint. Let me give you a little hint:
You will have lots and lots of things that are blue,
and you will not have a stinky shoe...it will be quite new.
You'll be happy as a clam, you'll get extra ham
every night and you'll never fight.
Hocus pocus hoe, you'll be blessed from head to toe! -- Grace

You will smell like the California forest.
You will have the power to bend water and heal people.
You will talk to animals and master math.
You will live forever and never get ill again.
Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie,
you will have the best life under the sky! -- Julia

Uga, you are oh so sweet.
But I'll give you an ungreatful treat!
May you be cooked like a bun!
May you be pushed by a cart into the lava...
then you'll say, "Mmmph!"
and be struck by lightening,
then fall from the sky into a bonfire and then...
fade into OBLIVION! -- Sebastian

From Pattison Elementary, TX!
(Ms. La Rocca, You Rocka!)

One chattering Monday morning, a slumpy boy named Archer stomped out of bed. He felt like the most unbalanced boy in the world. -- Drew

As the sun beat down on Charlotte's back that Friday afternoon, she didn't know that today she would change the world forever. -- Anushka

One quiet, cool, breezy morning in New York, a hero was born. This hero was not like Superman and Batman; this hero did not know he was a hero, but he would soon find out. -- Christina

At the bitter Antarctic where icicles freeze up from the ground, Venew the King Penguin, was taking his first swim. He torpedoed through the water, and that's when trouble started. -- AJ

One day, it was sunny and hot, but Teresa felt something very wrong. And right she was. -- Jacqueline

It was Sunday afternoon when the mail kid, Josh, removed the newspaper from his bag that changed Loretta's life forever. -- Micayla


From Haverford Middle, PA!
(Hello, Ms. Marron)

"Boy, you took the chocolate sack. Now there is no turning back! You'll never be able to get away, chocolate's in your heart to stay." --Julis

"Made of bricks and wood, The house stands there, Waiting for someone else to scare." --Jess

" Jimi Hendrix's guitar pick, Ringo Starr's drum sticks - when touched a drummer loses rhythm and a guitar player can't play. You'll only have one day to return it to the grave." --Noa

"The power of Chocolate Dodiddles is lost, you wiped out my Wafers, and now you must pay the cost." --Sam

"I died here four years back, now anyone who trespasses, will be turned into a potato sack." --Jen

"Those who read from thy holy text book shall have a curse put on them and their school for all eternity." --Joe

"Because you have no hospitality,
You shall not be bound to your mortality
Be cursed to live forever here
Your new monster face shall instill fear." --Zach

"Girls will taunt you but ghosts will haunt you." --Lara

"Anyone who enters this camp, will leave with more than a little cramp." --Kelsey


From the Chiodi Family Homeschool!
(Hello, all!)

"The four kids were camping when they met."

"As soon as Ben entered his house, bad news rang to him through the phone."